First two
post “Me Too” valentine cards
#1.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
My love is special
And all meant for….oh, forget it….this can only end badly
#2
To: Our client’s special valentine
From: The Law Firm of Dewey, Cheatem, and Howe
Our client would like to send you a pretty valentine but
wishes to receive, in advance, an affidavit stating that you will receive this
card in good faith and agree to not take legal action against our client in the
case of any misunderstanding as to the innocent nature of this card.
Signature_____________________, notarized
before________________
