Monday, February 12, 2018

Post - #MeToo Valentine Cards

First two post “Me Too” valentine cards

Roses are red
Violets are blue
My love is special
And all meant for….oh, forget it….this can only end badly

To: Our client’s special valentine
From: The Law Firm of Dewey, Cheatem, and Howe
Our client would like to send you a pretty valentine but wishes to receive, in advance, an affidavit stating that you will receive this card in good faith and agree to not take legal action against our client in the case of any misunderstanding as to the innocent nature of this card.
Signature_____________________, notarized before________________