And of course yet another rider hangs up the road bike rather than face brainless drivers.
"You win, cars. I don't go for long road rides anymore because
I'm scared shitless that you're going to kill me. I've got a kid now,
and I can't bear the thought of leaving the Earth before he graduates
from something, or whatever. You don't stop for school busses with stop
signs out. You wouldn't know a crosswalk if it was licking your earlobe.
Every other goddamn one of you is on your phone - talking, texting,
penning masturbatory tomes - who knows? You just get bigger, too..."
(continued--go read the original so I don't get into copyright trouble)
Don't worry. I'll be less grumpy after I get outa this walking cast and back into some cleats.
(continued--go read the original so I don't get into copyright trouble)
Don't worry. I'll be less grumpy after I get outa this walking cast and back into some cleats.
2 comments:
You couldn't get the doc to affix a cleat to that cast?
He forgot to mention "Cycling is fun and safe." As is taking a shower - which carries more risk of serious injury.
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